SNOOTY DOGGERS SNUB ROO
Posh town’s sex people sniff: ‘He’s not coming here!’
POSH doggers in a snooty market town where Wayne Rooney is setting up home have told the England captain – you’re NOT scoring with us!
Last month it emerged that the Everton striker is moving from his home in Prestbury, Cheshire, to a £ 20m purpose- built mansion near upscale Knutsford.
The three- storey edifice will also include an orangery, snooker room and wine cellar.
On the ground floor is an indoor swimming pool surrounded by a glass pavilion with a hot tub, a plunge pool, a steam room and even ‘ his’ and ‘ hers’ changing rooms.
Spunk-splattered
The new property, which is being built on the site of a demolished farm, has stables for 14 horses and a six- car garage.
And it’s a good job that Wayne will have plenty to entertain him at home – because local sex people have warned the 31- year- old that he is NOT welcome at their spunk- splattered meets.
One Knutsford lady, 43 – a seasoned swinger and dogger who asked to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals – told Sunday Sport: “We know from the newspapers that, certainly in the past, Mr Rooney has been a bit of a rascal.
“All that sex with hookers and grannies? Really?! I’ve no idea if Mr Rooney still enjoys sowing his wild oats but if he wants any of that business, he can scatter them elsewhere!
“We are rather an exclusive little group and while I’m sure he’s a charming man in his own way, I don’t think he fits in with us.
“There is perhaps something for him in Northwich, just down the road.
“But I don’t believe he’s a Knutsford sex person.”