Trump has White House on lockdown until culprit confesses... FIND THE JERK WHO DID A SHIT IN MY POCKET!

FURIOUS Donald Trump put the White House on lockdown for 12 HOURS – after a prankster SHAT in his jacket pocket.

The President – who has a morbid fear of germs – reportedly “screamed the place down” after discovering the dirty deposit in his favourite jacket, which was presented to him by the Golfers’ Guild of America.

It’s believed the stench of the plop alerted the Commander- in- Chief of the prank but he did not actually touch the offending stool.

Government business came to a “virtual standstill” and foreign dignitaries were turned away from White House appointments as Trump hunted for the culprit.

All communication with Congress was put on hold, effectively paralysing the legislative process, but it’s not thought US combat readiness was compromised.

A source – who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals – said: “It was extraordinary. It’s unheard of for anyone to shit in the President’s pocket.

“But the President’s reaction was extreme to say the least. He ordered the Secret Service to seal all exits and informed staff that nobody was leaving until the culprit confessed.

Sacked

“His exact words were ‘ Find the jerk who did a shit in my f** king pocket!’ “Eventually, the Vice President convinced a junior staffer – who was completely innocent – to take the rap so business could start again.” Some Washington insiders suspect former press chief Anthony Scaramucci ( left) had a hand in Plopgate. Scaramucci was sacked after 10 days in the post after describing former White House chief of staff Reince Priebus as “a f** king paranoid schizophrenic”. DIRTY TRICK: Trump fell foul of poo prankster