Baddiel: I’d unzip for a Zippy nosh

COMEDIAN and author David Baddiel has shocked fans of vintage children’s television by claiming he’d like to receive ORAL SEX from the Rainbow puppet Zippy.

The funnyman was chatting to fellow 1990s comic Richard Herring when he made the confession.

Asked which of the Rainbow gang he would have sex with – if he had to – Baddiel instantly plumped for the outspoken puppet with the famously zippable mouth.

“Obviously it would be Zippy,” he said.

“He has the zip on his mouth. It could be quite erotic unzipping the mouth and laying your cock on the felt.”

Baddiel then threw Zippy’s human pal Geoffrey Hayes into the twisted scenario.

“Then Geoffrey sticking his finger up your arse and you hope for the best,” he said.

The banter was broadcast on Richard Herring’s Leicester Square Theatre Podcast. THERE are more than 3 million shipwrecks under the world’s oceans. KIND- HEARTED Kelly Higgins raised £ 500 to send poorly kiddies to the seaside – by flashing her BOOBS for randy lads!

The 26- year- old beauty, from Stoke- on- Trent, charged fellas £ 20 for a flash of her 34Cs while on a night out in Tunstall.

Soon blokes clutching notes were queuing up to get a look at her charititties and within an hour and a half, Kelly had raised a cool five hundred quid.

The beautician laughed last night: “I’ve never done anything like it before. “My cousin runs a charity that takes kids who are poorly away for a day at the seaside.

“She’s always after new ways of raising money, and we were all out in the town discussing what to do when someone suggested I bare my boobs for money.

“I had no idea it would raise so much money, so quickly.”