SICK SCREW JIZZED ON LADY LAG
1 The Lady in Red Chris De Burgh 2 So Macho – Sinitta 3 Papa Don’t Preach – Madonna 4 Camouflage Ridgway 5 I Want To Wake Up With You – Boris Gardiner 6 Let’s Go All The Way – Sly Fox 7 Find The Time Star 8 What’s The Colour Of Money? – Hollywood Beyond 9 Every Beat of My Heart – Rod Stewart 10 I Didn’t Mean To Turn You On – Robert Palmer – – Stan – Five 1 Aliens 2 The Karate Kid Part II 3 Friday the 13th Part VI 4 One Crazy Summer 5 Top Gun 6 Ruthless People 7 Nothing in Common 8 Howard the Duck 9 A Fine Mess 10 Heartburn GOOD EVANS! DJ Chris at the bash COMING AND GOING: Pervert officer North A PRISON officer wanked himself off and jizzed in the face of a female inmate as she was chained to a bench waiting for transportation to jail.
The woman told investigators she did nothing to provoke screw Christopher North to enter the holding cell with his penis out and ejaculate onto her face, tank top and chest.
She claimed North lifted his jail uniform shirt to show her his tattoos and then “told her he was going to ‘ jerk off’ when he got home from work”.
She said North then “stared at her funny” and said he “should have worn underwear to work because his pants were getting wet”.
Sprayed
She told cops: “He kinda moaned and groaned and said ‘ Uuurgh, I’m gonna come’ and sprayed me with his semen. There was a lot of it. He must have had full balls.
“I couldn’t move as I A GROUP of five middle- aged mums showed they’re still game girls by stripping topless and NAKED for the cameras at Radio 2 star Chris Evans’s Carfest event last weekend.
The pals had travelled to the bash, at Bolesworth Estate in Cheshire, for a girly weekend without their hubbies. was chained up. His come went all over me.”
North, 29, is accused of taking indecent liberties and custodial sexual misconduct.
He was booked into the Clark County Jail in Oregon after turning himself in.
“It’s believed that, as a prison officer, he’s not having a comfortable time behind bars.
North has been a prison deputy since January 2015 and has been on paid leave since July 13, said a police spokesman.
Sandra Elis, 43, of Stockport, Cheshire, laughed: “We thought what could we do for a dare and decided stripping and getting in Sunday Sport would be a bit of a laugh.
“There will be some shocked faces on Sunday, when people we know pick up the paper and see us in the raw!”