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C4, midnight, The Anomaly LYDIA Piechowiak is nude in the hot tub and she appears to be shaved since there’s definitely no bush to be seen under the water at 54 mins! C5, 11.05pm, Point Break JULIE Michaels ( above) makes like a regular Jackie Clam, baring her breasts and bush as she battles FBI agents at 53 minutes. Horror Channel, 9pm, Seed of Chucky CHUCKY pulls back the shower curtain and stabs Stephanie Chambers at just five minutes in, but not before we see her boobs and a brief bit of mimsy.
ITV2, 12.25am, Forgetting Sarah Marshall MILA Kunis lifts her shirt to show a sweet pair of teats ( above) at 51 minutes. They’re not actually her boobs – they’re a body double. ITV4, 10pm, American History X BRIEF but beautiful bouncing boobage as Fairuza Balk gets balled boisterously in bed just past the three- minute point in this rather unpleasant movie. Horror Channel, 2.35am, House BIZARRE Japanese horror outing with lashings and lashings of pert little breasticles. First peep at about 39 minutes.
C4, 1.30am, Black Rock KATIE Aselton and Lake Bell begin stripping out of their wet clothes ( above) in the dark at 52 minutes. It’s pretty dim, but we get to see both babes’ boobs when they move their arms. ITV4, 11.55pm, A Dangerous Man AIDAN Dee drops her robe, busts out her natural boppers, and does a lap dance for Steven Seagal just shy of five minutes. Horror Channel, 10.50pm, Piranha II: The Spawning CAROLE Davis bares her big floppers while sunbathing on the deck of a ship at 18 minutes.
Horror Channel, 2.30am, Embrace of the Vampire SEVERAL well- lit, lingering looks at Alyssa Milano’s marvellous melons ( above) at 50 mins while Charlotte Lewis snaps some sexy shots. Movies4Men, 10.50pm, American Heist CHECK the mirror in the second shot for a nice look at Belinda Degado’s breasts as Adrien Brody snorts some coke and gives him a lap dance at four minutes. Talking Pictures TV, 10pm, The Final Programme MOVIE from way back in 1973. I have no timings but I’m assured Jenny Runacre shows boob and bum, while Sandy Ratcliff shows boob and bush.
Horror Channel, 2.30am, After. Life LOTS and lots of long, lingering shots of Christina Ricci’s pert little busters ( above). First look at about 47 minutes in. Film4, 9pm, Wild REESE Witherspoon plays Cheryl Strayed in a movie based on real life. Plenty of looks at her real- life busters, too. Film4, 11.15pm, Colombiana BLINK and you’ll miss a glimpse at Zoe Saldana’s left nip as she rushes to get dressed the morning after, at 1hr 9 mins.
Horror Channel, 10.55pm, Demons PUNK girl Bettina Ciampolini allows some creep to scrape cocaine off her exposed right breast while Billy Idol blares on the soundtrack at 48 minutes. Horror Channel, 2.35am, Banshee Chapter ONLY the very briefest of details on this one. I know that Monique Candelaria plays Patient 14 and she shows her right breast. Film4, 1am, Silver Linings Playbook BREA Bee’s buns are visible through the shower curtain ( above), then her bee stings bob in to view when she’s caught with a guy at 13 mins.