THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

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MOST people seem to act as if their life’s come to an end when they get divorced, but mine’s just starting!

Me and the missus split up about six months ago. We’ve got a toddler and we take it in turns to have custody, so when it’s my week to have the little fella we go to playgroup.

And that’s where it all gets good. There are so many randy women there who aren’t getting any because their husbands work too hard or have gone off them because they’ve run to fat.

Now I don’t mind a bit of something to grab hold of in the sack and all these ladies are like putty in my hands.

I’ve had loads of dates with them and they all seem to love being shagged and giving out blowjobs. Do you think I’m doing anything wrong?

DK, Carlisle THIS is the kind of thing that could come back to bite you on the arse – but enjoy it while you can! I’M a 24- year- old builder and for the past few weeks I’ve been working on some new flats next to a row of older houses.

One woman kept ogling me and one day she invited me in. She was 40 and curvy and said she was divorced and hadn’t had sex for ages.

I unzipped and coaxed her head down and she took me in her mouth. She slurped eagerly up and down my shaft and told me to “talk dirty” as she hitched up her skirt to reveal her glistening pussy- lips.

I called her a “slut” and a “whore” as I pushed her over the sofa and plunged deep and hard into her.

Since then I’ve been for a shag most days. But when I offered to take her out for a meal, she said she wouldn’t be seen dead with a builder!

What the f** k does she mean? I get so bored staying indoors on a rainy day… YOUR place is in the bedroom. But what can we do to liven things up? MT, Oldham Let’s see what tights taste like