KILLER BLACK DEATH BUM SPIDERS INVADE TELLY JUNGLE
JUNGLE celebs are being protected by a crack squad of bug- busting experts to protect them from plague- carrying death spiders which bite victims on the ARSE!
The evil eight- legged assassins were found near the I’m A Celebrity camp earlier this year but telly bosses played down the threat to avoid frightening off potential contestants.
Now the full danger from the spiders, closely related to the deadly Black Widow spider, can be reported.
Wombat
Scientists believe the critters evolved deep in the Aussie jungle where they evolved a poison powerful enough to fell a fully- grown wombat.
How they came to be carriers of bubonic plague – which carried off millions of people in Europe during the Middle Ages – remains a mystery.
While the plague still exists in parts of the world – an outbreak is currently causing panic in Madgascar – there have been no reports Down Under.
A source said: “All of the celebs were told of the threat from the plague spiders before they signed on. Nobody could be accused of getting anyone into the jungle on false pretences.
“There are experts all around the camp with special spider- spotting headsets. Any plague spiders getting close get a squirt of insecticide. They are paying particular attention to the dunny as these spiders bite arses.
“This is the last thing Ant needs after his woes earlier this year. It could send him straight back on them pills.”
Camp dwellers have received special training about the spiders.
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have been told to avoid letting tagnuts develop, as they attract the beasts.
Brave Saturdays beauty Vanessa White is reported to have said “bollocks to the spiders” while Made in Chelsea star Georgia Toffolo has taken special anti- spider arse cream which she got from Harrods.
Dennis Wise is said to be worried about the spiders, while Amir Khan – who suffered mild arachnophobia – has ordered special pants to protect his arse.
Boris Johnson’s father, journalist Stanley, told producers that he had a very big stick to beat off spiders.