Screw’s sex with male and female lags
A SEX- MAD screw got a female inmate pregnant and bummed a male inmate in return for boozy hand sanitizer, cops allege.
Lexington Laiter, 27, has been charged with 11 counts of having unlawful sexual relations and two counts of trying to do so.
Laiter ( above), of Garnett, Kansas, had sex with the woman twice in a jail bathroom and got pregnant by him in January 2015.
A male inmate at Anderson County Jail told cops that he and Laiter had sex several times last year in a property room and the jail library, and that Laiter brought tobacco and hand sanitiser, which he got drunk on.
Laiter is jailed in a different prison. SO I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says, “Your eyes sparkle like diamonds”. I said, “Waiter, I asked for a- ROMATIC duck”. – Peter Kay CRUEL TAUNTS: Pam was teased for looking like comic PORTLY Pam Green reckons she’s got celebrity DNA in her veins, because the former dinner lady is convinced she’s the secret love child of blue comic Bernard Manning!
Pam, 48, grew up in Harpurhey, Manchester, just a stone’s throw from former Sport columnist Bernard’s world- famous Embassy Club.
And she said as a child, her nickname was “Bernadette” as schoolpals said she was the spitting image of the late funnyman.
Mum- of- four Pam said: “I thought they were just being cruel but as time went on, I did realise I looked like Bernard. Maybe it’s something I’ll never know. “
Pam said she does share some of Bernard’s traits.
She said: “I’ve got to admit I’m not a big fan of some of the more recent arrivals around here, and I do like a bit of swearing.” LARGER THAN LIFE: Comedy genius Bernard
She decided to strip off in tribute to Bernard’s former career as a writer for our late sister paper, the Daily Sport.
Pam was spurred to speak out after reading about Peter O’Connor, 55, who also thinks he may have been spawned by the larger- than- life comedian.
The TV extra and musician, who grew up just a mile from where Bernard Manning lived, in New Moston, says he would hear his dad throw insults to his mum about “other children” in their marriage during rows.
Peter, who was one of four children, said: “I didn’t look anything like my dad. I often wondered why. If Bernard was my father I would be a bit sad that no- one ever told me.”