Yep, it’s still going...

TUESDAY Cat chat might get taxing

GARY Lineker, Clare Balding and Gabby Logan present the ceremony live from the Echo Arena in Liverpool.

On the shortlist are world heavyweight boxing champion Anthony Joshua, four- time Tour de France winner Chris Froome, Formula One world champion Lewis Hamilton, speed skater Elise Christie, Spurs striker Harry Kane, British tennis No. 1 Johanna Konta, World Superbike champion Jonathan Rea, Paralympian sprinter Jonnie Peacock, track legend Mo Farah, breaststroke world champion Adam Peaty, England cricketer Anya Shrubsole and Olympic taekwondo medallist Bianca Walkden. THE most amazing thing about this show is that it’s still f** king going!

Miranda Hart hosts the annual event, this time from the London Palladium Theatre, in the presence of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

The line- up includes Alfie Boe, Michael Ball, Seal, winner Tokio Myers, Tom Allen and the cast of veteran Kelsey Grammer also appears with the cast of stage hit There are routines from musicals and plus music by Paloma Faith, The Script and The Killers. Sounds shit. DOCUMENTARY going behind the scenes at the car company’s plant in northwest England, as work commences on a new range of 4x4s.

The programme features the master craftsmen working on the factory floor and visits the world’s most exclusive car showroom in Mayfair and the secretive department where customers can get the latest upgrades to their bespoke car. THE band performs some of their biggest hits at Abbey Road Studios, alongside new tracks from their latest album

U2 also chat to Cat Deeley about their lives and give her a backstage tour as they prepare to perform at the Morumbi stadium in Sao Paulo, Brazil, in November 2017.

Hopefully, Cat will ask: “So Bono, enough of telling us what a good fella you are – can you tell us more about how much tax you pay, and that?” NEW York cop John McClane visits Los Angeles to see his family over the Christmas holiday.

Stopping off at his wife’s place of work, he realises armed men have taken over the building and are holding the corporation’s staff to ransom – and only he has the ability to fight back.

Action thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman and Bonnie Bedelia.

Now, THIS is a Christmas film. I got made to watch

last year. Shit, utter shit.