GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN STUCK A STINGRAY UP MY ARSE
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Email we’ll reply straightaway. – KILLED BY ONE: Telly naturalist Steve Irwin A BRIT is recovering in hospital after he was found with a stingray hanging out of his ARSE!
What’s more, the oddball tourist told cops the ghost of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin told him to put the ray’s whip- like tail into his rear pipe.
Stunned cops raced to the beach in Clearwater, Florida, after receiving reports that Quinton Gillespie had pulled down his shorts and was attempting to put the venomous tail of the cartilaginous fish up his bumhole.
When the 47- year- old refused police orders to take the fish out of his bottom and put his pants back on, while telling them his ghost story, the officers were forced to taser him.
Sadly, the involuntary clenching of his anus broke off the ray’s poisonous barbs in Quinton’s rectum and he needed emergency medical help.
He was arrested in his hospital bed and will be charged with public indecency, interfering with an endangered species, mischief and indecent exposure.
A spokesman for Clearwater police said: “Officers responded to reports of a gentleman performing an indecent act with a stingray.
“When they arrived, officers found the suspect NICKED IN HOSPITAL: Brit tourist Quinton Gillespie with the tail of the ray inserted into his anus.
“When told to cease and desist, the suspect refused to comply and was tased.
“Due to complications, the suspect needed hospital treatment.”
Neighbours in Quinton’s home town of Biddulph, Staffs, said they were “not surprised” by the development.
One, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said: “If you asked me to name one person who would stick a stingray up his arse, I would name that freak.
“He’s always been a not- right.”
Telly naturalist Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray in 2006.
The fish stabbed Steve, 44, with its barbed tail and one of the spines punctured his heart.