Hooker missus costs me an arm and a leg-over!

I’M got divorced last year and I’ve recently started dating a hooker I met online.

Well, I’m not exactly dating her, because it’s costing me a small fortune to “take her out”.

She’s a busty blonde, 21, and a real nympho who charged £ 15 for an amazing wank, £ 25 for an expert blowjob and £ 40 for a f** k.

I was so taken by her technique that first time we met up, I arranged to pick her up the next night – and I’ve been shagging her almost every evening since.

I don’t simply give her one now, though. First I take her for a nice meal and then I drive her to some secluded spot, where I hand over the readies and she gets down to business.

Last month I took her on a week’s caravan holiday.

She charged me £ 500 for the whole week, so I was determined to make her earn her fee.

On the first night she wore stockings and suspenders and a naughty nurse’s uniform.

I got my knob out and she sucked me off – running her tongue along the shaft and licking my balls. I’M a 22- year- old single girl and I’ve been having driving lessons with a hunky instructor in his 30s.

We hit it off straight away and ended up having sex the second time we went out on the road together in his car.

The trouble is, I’m concentrating on him and not the road, so my driving hasn’t improved at all.

What should I do?

Bexi says…

She then got her tits out and brought me off all over her stiff nipples.

Seeing as I was paying so much money for her, I decided to film our romps on my mobile.

I undressed her and plunged my head between her thighs to lick her out.

The wonderful aroma of her juices got me rock- hard again and she wrapped her legs around my shoulders so I could penetrate her more deeply. I then took her doggy- style. It was a great week and in the end I must have made about 40 sex tapes.

I still see her every night and recently asked for a discount because I’m virtually spending all my money on her.

Unfortunately, she said no, but I didn’t complain because I’m happy to be going out with her after being stuck in my lonely flat since me and the ex split up.

I want to marry her, but I don’t know how to ask her and I’m afraid she’ll tell me to piss off.

Any advice?

Bexi says…

AP, Devon YES, forget it. She’s taking you for a ride. CD, Kent FIND a new instructor – maybe an old woman – and see him on the side.