STORE SANTA STAMPS GIRL’S TINY PUPPY FOR BITING HIS THUMB

NOW that’s a REALLY Bad Santa!

Grumpy Father Christmas Martin Peters saw red when Alice Postlethwaite’s pug puppy nipped him on the thumb as the youngster nestled on his knee in his grotto.

But rather than laughing off the little bite, crazed Peters, 70, hurled the little dog to the floor – and stamped it to a bloody pulp while horrified Alice screamed in terror.

The sick St Nick then scooped up the mangled remains of Pugsy and ordered hysterical Alice out of his grotto, in a Leicester shop we are unable to name for legal reasons.

Mum Hazel said: “I was absolutely stunned. The little puppy only gave Santa the tiniest of nips but you would have thought from his song and dance that Pugsy had bitten his arm off.

“And was it really EVEN with a burst abscess and a bandaged face, Lisa Appleton still looks stunning.

The 50- year- old flashed her boobs and tried to juggle satsumas on the sand outside the luxury hotel in Patong, Thailand, where she has been recovering from face and eyelid surgery.

Lisa, who has made a name for herself since with outrageous stunts, paraded around in bizarre fishnet kit near the Impiana Hotel.

Carrying a lurid beach towel in one hand and a trio of satsumas in the other, the star strolled around the seafront wearing just bikini bottoms and a string dress.

She then delighted onlookers attempting to juggle the fruits.

However, that didn’t go completely to plan, with the satsumas thudding disappointingly into the sand. HAPPIER TIMES: Alice with her puppy Pugsy, who was stamped to death by Santa necessary to stamp it to death like that? There was blood all over the shop. Some went on Alice’s best coat.

“I complained in no uncertain terms to the shop manager, only to be told, ‘ Oh, he’s under a lot of stress – and he can just explode when he’s had a drink’.

“What kind of excuse is that? That dog cost me £ 100 from a leading Romanian breeder. Now I’ll have to buy Alice a new one – though she says she’s gone off dogs now and wants a kitten.

“So there’s my sofa f** ked. Scratchy c** ts.”

Last night a visibly hungover Peters told our man: “F** k off.” STRESSED: Bad Santa Peters told our man where to go