VEGAN LESBIANS BAN BEEF CURTAINS & HADDOCK PASTIES

Saying such phrases is HATE CRIME, insist militants

LOVELY Miley Cyrus looked just the PERT when she was spotted in London wearing a fetching black get- up – and no BRA.

The Wrecking Ball hottie, 26, was in a leather Chanel mini- skirt, with an exposed zip and belt detailing.

Miley snuggled up in a black roll- neck – keeping it subtly sexy as she decided to leave her boulder- holders at her hotel.

One fan said: “I would love to give those pert little nips a tweak… oops, some white wee- wee has come out!” LESBIANS could be banned from licking “beef curtains” and fingering “haddock pasties” – if vegan rug- munchers get their way.

Because lesbo vegan activist Florence Jones reckons “meat- based foodstuff euphemisms for the vagina” are in fact “an act of violence”.

Jones, 23, a student at the University of West Lancashire, has launched an internet campaign to ban several words and phrases used to describe ladyparts.

Others on her hitlist include “liver and bacon”, ‘ kippers”, “meat muffin” and “bearded clam”.

She told Sunday Sport: “To describe a woman’s parts by alluding to the consumption of meat is offensive to me as a lesbian and to many other women, vegans and people who identify as vegans. “To purposely commit

hate crime is to a perpetrate an act of violence. We shall not rest until these phrases are consigned to the dustbin of history.”

Jones’s campaign comes after other vegans claimed phrases such as “bringing home the bacon” or “killing two birds with one stone” will soon fall into disuse.

Dr Shareena Hamzah of Swansea University said such phrases from the “power” associated CAMPAIGN: Florence Jones with meat will go out of fashion as awareness of vegan issues “filter through our consciousness to produce new modes of expression”.

The comments come after animal charity PETA launched an initiative to encourage people to replace idioms such as “take the bull by the horns” and “bringing home the bacon” with alternatives like “take the flower by the thorns” and “bringing home the bagels”.