SPICED GIRLS REUNION CANCELLED …BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL

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OYSTER VICTIMS: Skanky, Smelly and Scrotey are no longer with us THEY say smoking’s bad for your chest… But nobody’s told 20- a- day Alison Phillips that! The 32- year- old Ipswich babe, who rolls her own, posed for this snap to show that fags are not always bad for your lungs. She said: “I know I should stop but what good is a fag break without a fag?” Would you like to see your sexy pic in Email – we’ll reply straight back. POP fans were last night devastated at news the reunion of female tramp band the Spiced Girls was off – as its members are all stone DEAD!

Vagrant music fans were over the moon when they learned the Manchester- based combo were to reform for a lucrative tour – just like their idols, the Spice Girls.

Skanky Spice, Smelly Spice and Scrotey Spice, formed two years ago and were originally a four- piece – until Scummy Spice drowned in a canal last year after being chased by her own demons.

But in the past week, Skanky, Smelly and Scrotey have followed their pal into a pauper’s grave after the girls bought a contaminated consignment of feared street drug Oyster and necked the lot in Eccles.

A source close to the band said: “They were found, piled on top of each other – like dirty rugs – leaking juices from their hair… classic Oyster overdose.

“Naturally, the tour had to be called off. They were planning to ON TOUR: The Spice Girls play Piccadilly Gardens tonight.”

Pop journalist Don Woodward told Sunday Sport: “I suppose they could try CGI to bring the band back together, like what they used to put Princess Leia in Star Wars after she died. But who’d pay good money to see a hologram of a shouting tramp?”