OFFICE PARTY SEX CONFESSIONS
HOORAY! It’s that time when we all go out on the town and get drunk with colleagues we can’t get away from fast enough for the rest of the year!
Yes, the works party – where 12 months of simmering resentment boils over into a booze- fuelled screaming match and where hidden lusts explode in a fountain of cheap house wine and spunk. What better way to celebrate the birth of the Little Baby Jesus? Those few hours can lead to an amazing future of half- remembered shame and workplace awkwardness.
But, astonishingly, some people do not regret their works party antics – and even remember what they got up to.
We spoke to three workers who had themselves a merry little spunkfest at their festive bashes… YOU spend so much time with your co- workers that it’s easy to develop an attraction for them – sometimes without even realising it until you’ve got a few drinks down you. So with all that free- flowing booze you’ve got the ingredients for some horny fun. I made a rule never to sleep with my boss, even though I fancied the pants off him and I knew he thought I was fit. But I couldn’t resist at one of our Christmas do’s, which was held in a bar underneath our offices. We’d been flirting all year and after too many cocktails we could hardly keep our hands off each other. He was nervous about being seen by other company directors and members of staff – which just added to the tension. So instead we made our excuses and we slipped off upstairs to the empty office and away from prying eyes. When we walked into his office, he bent me over the desk and spanked my arse before lifting up my dress. ‘ So, you were prepared!’ he said as he spotted I had no knickers on and I moaned in pleasure as he thrust his fingers into my sopping hole. Pretty soon, I heard him undo his belt and then I felt his rock hard cock as it entered me. Groaning and moaning in delight as he thrust into me, it felt so naughty knowing I was shagging my boss. With a sigh of relief, I felt spurts of his hot spunk in and around my vagina, which made me come hard, too. We quickly cleaned up before heading back downstairs. The Monday after, he sent me a note asking me to stay behind and every Monday we repeat our kinky routine in his office!
The man told police that while Parrino was on top of him, he was briefly unable to breathe and was “scared to death”.
He told officers he asked Parrino to leave him alone and that he “didn’t want to do anything sexual” with her.