Mary Poppins SHAT in Monster Munch bag at Xmas works party
IT was a scene nobody expected to see at the Christmas party…
Mary Poppins squatting in a corner, her face contorted with exertion, curling one off into an empty Monster Munch packet.
Mercifully, the Mary Poppins involved was not Julie Andrews or the nanny’s most- recent incarnation Emily Blunt but Sharon Tattershall, 55, a senior account manager at the Wolverhampton company that cannot be name for legal reasons.
A co- worker who witnessed the ghastly scene told Sunday Sport: “It was about 10 in the evening and the night was really going with a swing.
“The IT boys had come out of their shells – I think one of them may have taken some drugs because he was rubbing his dick on a speaker.
“The MD was surrounded by drunken middle- managers all telling him how he should run the company and the receptionist was showing her tits for a glass of Prosecco.
“It was a normal works do and the fancy dress theme was a really nice touch. Then someone yelled out ‘ Sharon’s shitting in a crisp packet!’
Dump
“I thought they were taking the piss because Sharon’s known as very proper.
“I love watching women shit and to see Sharon have a dump was something I could not miss. Sure enough, there she was, dressed as Mary Poppins, pissed as a fart, shitting in a Monster Munch packet.
“And the strangest thing of all? They didn’t even sell Monster Munch at the bar!”
Last night, remorseful Sharon refused to speak of the incident at her home in Bloxwich.