Is Ken REALLY going to shag Gail on New Year’s Eve? Nice baubles, Eva! NO . . . the letter said to dress as ELVES, not ELVIS
RUMOURS OF SHOCK FESTIVE CORRIE STORYLINE
THAT’S the sort of thing that could damage a child for life… This poor little lad went on stage after a bit of a mix- up in the costume department. The school – which cannot be named for legal reasons – had sent a letter home explaining that the kids were to go on stage dressed as ELVES for the Xmas panto. But, thanks to a misunderstanding, this little lad came in an ELVIS costume! IT’S the festive BOMBSHELL storyline that TV bosses have been moving heaven and earth to keep under wraps…
Ken Barlow is to get BALLS- DEEP in Gail Platt in a steamy New Year’s Eve storyline that’ll have your gran choking on her sherry! Corrie bosses have been working round the clock to try and put soap fans off the scent of the unlikely festive coupling.
But an ITV source has spilled the beans to Sunday Sport.
Porn
Our insider said: “In July, producers told the scriptwriters to come up with a storyline that would stun viewers and blow EastEnders out of the water.
“There were all sorts of wild ideas, including one involving Emily Bishop doing granny porn, but that was thrown out immediately.
“Then some bright spark suggested Ken having a go on Gail.
“There were a lot of dismissive chuckles but one of the producers said, ‘ Hang on, you may have something…’
“And, when you think about it, it’s not such a silly idea.
Dynamite
“Over the years, Ken’s waded through a lake of pussy and Gail’s had a fair few lengths of cock.
“Putting Corrie’s two biggest shaggers together is soap dynamite and a sure ratings winner.
“People are going to be literally dying of shock on New Year’s Eve – it’s a soap maker’s dream!”
The exact details of how Ken gets to squirt up Gail have not yet emerged, but Sunday Sport has learned that “the action starts in the Rovers”.