I built these titties on sausage rolls

KAREN’S DIET HAS GIVEN HER THE ‘ PERFECT BODY’

FOOD FOR THOUGHT: Karen rakes in £ 500- a- day SPEND some time watching customers waddling near any branch of Greggs the bakers and you’ll realise that sausage rolls are high in calories.

Which is great news for plus- sized model Karen Dawson.

Lard- filled grub from the Newcastle- based chain and other stodge outlets have ballooned her weight to an impressive 31st – and that’s landed her seriously in the money.

Because once she’d passed the all- important 30st mark, curvy Karen entered the premier league of tubby fetish models – and she now makes up to £ 500- a- day from sending fans personalised snaps of her big arse, thunderous thighs and blubbery busters.

Karen, of Hull, said: “I’m sick of people saying that overweight folk are lazy and have no drive and are a constant drain on the NHS and smell of sweat and are a fire hazard.

“I’m busier now than I’ve ever been!

“When I check my emails in a morning there are around three dozen requests for special photos. Maybe someone wants a pic of me eating a cake, or sitting in a plate of food, farting into some whipped cream or rubbing jam into my titties.

“For what I do, I have the perfect body – all thanks to sausage rolls. They are full of calories, help me to put on weight quickly and they taste f** king gorgeous!”

Single Karen’s story would no doubt shock prodnoses at Public Health England who work flat out to try and cut obesity in the UK.

Last week it was announced food served in restaurants and sold in supermarkets could have a calorie limit set by the government.

The changes would impact Britain’s food industry, who may have to adapt their recipes and cooking methods in order to lower the calorie content to comply with any proposed regulations.