Sex shop thief is dick happy!

COPS are on the trail of a kinky thief who stole an armful of DILDOS from a sex shop in broad daylight.

The light- fingered thrillseeker darted into the My Amazing Fantasy sex boutique in Andover, Hants, and started eyeing up sex toys and lingerie.

CCTV footage shows the male thief wandering around the XXX products before pilfering “a number of items”, according to Hampshire Police.

He then fled the scene with his booty.

A police source said: “If you are offered a sex toy by a shady- looking character in the street, we’d like to hear from you.

“We don’t get a lot of dildo crime, not in Andover.”