NONCES WITH ATTITUDE MUSICAL HITS HOLLYWOOD

THE story of a sick troupe of Dutch PAEDO rappers is to be made into a MUSICAL by a warped consortium of Hollywood producers.

Nonces With Attitude formed in Amsterdam in 2009 and since then their hardcore bitching backbeats about sniffing bike seats and watching nippers in the park have revolted audiences worldwide.

Attempts to ban them have fallen foul of “free speech” rules imposed by the hated European Union, and their fame has now crossed the Atlantic.

It seems some sections of American society have fallen for the sinister blatherings of Ernst De Zilder, 29, Robert Van Der Klubbe, 27, and ringleader Henry De Oest, 39.

And now there are moves to finance a movie about the trio, featuring their hits Bananas Green, All Grown Up, Our Little Secret and Sssh! Don’t Tell.

A source close to the consortium said: “After the success of La- La Land, all of Hollywood is looking for the next big musical. Nonces With Attitude are huge on the West Coast Ironic Pop scene at the moment and someone decided they would make a great musical. SHOCKERS: De Zilder, Van Der Klubbe and De Oest

“It’s obviously a bit controversial so details are being kept quiet at the moment. I imagine they’ll want Roman Polanski to direct but he can’t come to the US, on account of him being a nonce himself. They may film it in Europe.”

Last night, De Oest was tightlipped about the project.

He said: “There are irons in the fire. That’s all I can say. My, you have a pretty mouth…”

Terry Furey, founder of antinonce group Hey Paedo! Leave Those Kids Alone, said: “It makes my blood boil.”