We’ve seen 2019 in with a BANG (or three!)
MANY people’s New Year Resolution is to give up something – maybe smoking, swearing or posting irritating drivel on the social media platform Facebook.
But James and Claire Wilson made a different sort of vow at midnight on January 1.
They decided to take up a hobby – and no ordinary hobby.
For the three- years- married pair made a resolution to take up SWINGING!
And, less than a week into the new year, they’ve embraced their new pastime with the zeal of converts.
Claire, 28, of Wigan, Lancs, laughed last night: “I’ve never had so much hard COCK!”
James, 29, a graphic designer, said: “We’d read about swinging in one of Claire’s magazines and researched it online but were shy about taking that first step.
“We had a few drinks at home on New Year’s Eve and couldn’t think of a resolution. That’s when Claire suggested we start swinging in 2019.
“It was such a horny idea that I shagged her there and then on the sofa. I squirted my muck up her just as Big Ben went bong. We took that as an omen.”
When New Year’s Day dawned, both were still well up for their new UP FOR IT: Couple at the swingers’ club hobby and that night travelled to a swingers’ club in Manchester.
Claire said: “We thought it would be dead, what with it being New Year’s Day and all, but it was busy. There were a lot more young people than I imagined.
“We had a few drinks and this big busty regular came up and BONKERS: Claire and hubby James introduced herself. She asked it she would wank of James and I nodded. The sight of another woman wanking off my husband was so horny.
“I started fingering myself and came just as James spunked on this woman’s tits.
” By now, there were five blokes standing round, all masturbating. I asked them to come on my face and they did, one by one.
“It was like being in a porn movie and my fanny juices flooded out as I came.
“James then pointed at a really hunky bloke standing by the bar and asked me if I wanted to f** k him. I would have f** ked anything, I was so horny. I beckoned this bloke over and started sucking him off.
“In no time at all he was up to his balls in me and there was James watching with a big grin on his face. It was awesome!
“That night, in the taxi home, I gave James a blowjob. We were so sexed up, it was magic.”
On Thursday and Friday nights, James and Claire visited other swinging clubs and filled their boots at both venues.
Claire said: “It’s amazing and we’re hooked. It’s the best New Year Resolution ever. I don’t think we’ll have any trouble sticking to it.”