G PUB QUIZ!

HOW much of the football failed to cross the line for Liverpool when Man City defender John Stones hooked it to safety in last week’s Premier League clash? a) 11mm b) 22mm c) 33mm d) None – it was clearly over the line whatever the goal- line technology says WHAT was the nickname given to the public toilets put up for London bus drivers to use? a) Shitty Shuttle b) Piss stop c) Turdis d) The Drive- poo WHICH celebrity chef is set to become a dad again for the fifth time? a) Jamie Oliver b) James Martin c) Gordon Ramsay d) Gino d’Acampo WHAT about former England and Liverpool star Michael Owen most irritates his wife Louise, according to him? a) His small cock b) His big cock c) His stinky cheese d) His voice WHY has Cristiano Ronaldo’s statue at his hotel in Funchal, Madeira, had to be retouched? a) Women ( and some men) keep rubbing his bulging cock b) He noticed his hair wasn’t right c) People have chipped bits off as souvenirs d) It looks nothing like him HOW many PDC world darts titles has Michael van Gerwen now won? a) Three b) Four c) Five d) Six WHICH former

star was targeted twice by aliens, according to a UFO expert? a) Betty Driver b) Julie Goodyear c) Anne Kirkbride d) Doris Speed WHICH sitcom stars’ TV reunion was slammed by fans on social media? a) Friends b) Red Dwarf c) Father Ted d) The Inbetweeners WHICH film star paid £ 13.3million for a new apartment last week? a) Matt Damon b) Steve Carell c) Hugh Grant d) George Clooney THIS jumbled- up rude word would leave Countdown’s Rachel Riley with a face redder than an embarrassed tomato. Can you work out what it is? WHO knocked Brit Andy Murray out of the Brisbane International tennis tournament last week? a) Nick Kyrgios b) Rafael Nadal c) Daniil Medvedev d) Cliff Richard WHAT did Katie Price buy for £ 1,000 over Christmas as a “present to herself”? a) A new bra b) A puppy c) A horse d) A night with a male escort WHICH Australian Big Bash League T20 side does England captain Joe Root play for? a) Adelaide Strikers b) Sydney Thunder c) Sydney Sixers d) Perth Scorchers