We taught our Kevin to be the best lover in Luton
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SHY Sarah Jones didn’t want to show her face in this snap taken near her Watford home, so she wore shades and swished her hair over.
But she was more than happy to show her fantastic busters!
The 34- year- old said: “My fella Darren is a huge fan of and pleaded with me to go in the Reader Pics section.
“But I’m hiding my identity a bit. I have to – I work for MI5. Only joking!” Would you like to see your sexy pic in
Email – we’ll reply straight back. KEVIN Jones is the best lover in Luton…
But don’t just take his word for it – he gets the gold star from his own MUM and DAD!
Former hippies Muriel and George Jones said they taught their lad everything they knew about loving and even DEMONSTRATED sex acts for him at their tidy bungalow.
Muriel said: “Some people say it’s a bit weird – illegal even. But we wanted our son to be known as the best lover in all of Luton.
“We didn’t want him learning about sex stuff in the school yard so we sat him down when he was a teenager and explained the facts of life to him.
“We explained that sex is a wonderful thing and not dirty at all.
“And to prove that, we did it in front of him.”
George interjected: “But not anal – we’re not ruddy perverts. That’s something he will have to work out himself.”
The caring couple have had sex in front of their son every week for the past 10 years.
Muriel added: “He will have learned such a lot from us. We’re so proud.”
Kevin, whose somewhat unconventional upbringing has left him with an odd twitch and prone to the occasional yelp, said: “Some people are pretty horrified when I tell them that Mum and Dad HOME EDUCATION: George, Kevin and Muriel Jones taught me how to have sex properly.
“Some people react badly – especially the ladies, who tend to run away screaming.
“As it is, I have not actually had sex with a lady yet but Mum and Dad say that when I do, I’ll be the best in Luton – if not the whole of Bedfordshire.
“That’s a comfort to me when the nightmares come in the hours of darkness.”
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