Clothes shop tosser wiped up jizz with store T- shirt

A MAN was arrested for spunking on the floor in the menswear section of a department store – then wiping up the jizz with a T- shirt.

A witness told cops that John Wesley Booker, 55 ( above), of Wing, Alabama, was acting suspiciously in the men’s department at the Walmart store in Milton, Florida.

On closer inspection, the witness noticed Booker was wanking.

The witness said he saw Booker ejaculate on the floor and wipe it up with garment, which Booker then discarded on a nearby shelf, according to his arrest report.

After being nicked, and while en route to jail, Booker told deputies he was “sorry for all of this”.

Booker was charged with indecent exposure and disturbing the peace.

He was released from jail and will appear in court later this week.