These leftie halfwits don’t WANT power

WHAT is it with lefties?

Are they REALLY as stupid as they appear?

You can just about excuse the daft whelps at Glastonbury chanting “Oh Jeremy Corbyn”.

They’re young. They know f** k all. And they were probably off their tits on drugs.

But once you’ve grown up a bit, paid some tax, realised that life isn’t f** king fair and the world doesn’t owe you a living, leftiness tends to clear up.

So anyone over the age of, say, 30 who clings to the discredited dogma of socialism has to be a bit… can we still say “backward”? Look at John McDonnell. This f** ker is 67 years of age and still waves Chairman Mao’s Little Red Book about, like it was still 196- f** king- 9.

Last week, asked at a political event for a one- word answer on whether Churchill was a hero or villain, he paused and replied: “Tonypandy – villain”.

So the man who saved the world from Nazi domination is a “villain” because of what he did during a 1910 miners’ strike in south Wales.

That’s going to play well in the traditional, fiercely- patriotic Labour heartlands, isn’t it?

The only explanation, surely, for McDonnell giving such an idiotic answer is that he is – like all lefties – a simpleton.

But I’ve got another theory.

For all their bluster about wanting a General Election, I’m pretty sure the mob running the Labour Party at the moment don’t WANT to win power.

If Labour were in office, they’d have to implement their lunatic plans for the economy.

Plans that, let’s not forget, have caused ruination all over the world, most recently in Venezuela.

Corbyn and his band of sinister, snarling, Jew- baiting supporters much prefer sitting at the back singing the Red Flag, shrieking ‘ F** k the Tories” and attending endless rallies listening to some Trot shouting with venom through a microphone.

Put them in Number 10 and they wouldn’t have a clue what to do.

You think that Theresa May’s making a Horlicks of the job?

Corbyn’s rabble would make her Cabinet look like a well- oiled machine.

The Labour lefties know this. They don’t want to win an election.

An election would show them up as dull- witted slogan- spewers and their policies as clapped- out dogma dug out from the dustbin of history.

The sort of people not fit to lace Churchill’s boots – never mind brand him a villain.