I was on the vinegar stroke …then someone shouted ‘FIRE’!
WE FIND PUNTER RESCUED FROM BURNING BROTHEL
A MAN who was rescued stark naked from a ledge outside a burning brothel last night told Sunday Sport: “I was just about to blow my beans.”
Barry Hewitt, 45, was a knocking shop virgin and had ventured into the rub- a- tug boutique in Northenden, Greater Manchester, after sinking “a few beers”.
But his illicit adventure turned into international news when he was filmed being rescued by firemen from a parapet where he had clambered naked when the brothel caught fire.
Pictures of Barry’s predicament went viral and last night he told us from his home in Sale: “One thing’s for sure – no more brothels for me.”
Barry told Sunday Sport: “I’d never been to a knocking ship before and, since the wife left me, I’ve been going a bit short.
“So after a few beers, I went to this place for a bit of sport.
“They were lovely and I got put in the hands of this pretty little Albanian piece who wanked me off and even put her thumb up my arse.
Dirty
“I climbed on and started giving her one. I was on the vinegar stroke and about to blow my beans when someone shouted ‘ FIRE!’
“But Christ! There’s a thing to put you off your stroke. The only place to go that seemed safe was out of the window.
“I was stood there starkers, for what seemed like ages, before the fire brigade arrived.
“All the while folk were hooting and jeering and saying ‘ You dirty bastard!’
“Of course, one was filming me and put the footage on the internet.”
Barry added: “Just my luck that my mum saw it. She’s mortified and has taken to the gin again.”