LOVE ISLAND COCK TURNED MY WIFE TO DRINK

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IT seems we're all losing our heads over Love Island mania, with the Majorcan antics of Ovie, Curtis and Tommy dominating every conversation in the land…

And don't India's tits.

But spare a thought for Billy Fothergill, whose missus Ethel has LITERALLY lost her head – after turning to drink because she got so frustrated watching the hunks forget cavort on the TV show.

Billy, who built Ethel out of spare parts from a skip behind a prosthetic limb factory near their home in Peterborough, Cambs, said: “As Ethel and I WHAT, with all this hot weather we've been having, you can hardly blame busty Helen's bid to to cool down – by flopping her glorious 36D boob out!

The 24- year- old, from Coventry, said: “Actually, it wasn't that warm in the restaurant – the aircon was cranked right up and it made my nips a bit stiff.”

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“She's only human and so could not help comparing me to those hard- bodied young TRAGIC: Billy with the now headless love of his life Ethel fellas in the villa. I suppose it just got to her and she started drinking more and more.”

Billy, who said he and Ethel used to have a “full and varied” sex life, claimed that physical intimacy between then dwindled to nothing.

He lamented: “By the end, she could not even bear me touching her. I'm just a simple man without the abs, pecs and hard, jutting cocks of those fellas you see on the telly.

“Ethel became quite bitter.”

The end came on Thursday night when Billy found Ethel on the floor, with her head 10 feet away.

He said: “She's clearly fallen and her head's come clean off. It's a sad end for a wonderful woman. But I have to face facts. Ethel's gone and she's not coming back.

“It'll be a long time before I can watch that Love Island again!”