COMPUTER NERD W*NKED INTO BEANS AT STAFF CANTEEN

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SAUCY TREAT: Beans were popular on canteen menu A PERVERT who spunked into the beans at his works canteen told a court he was fed up of being teased by colleagues for being a “computer nerd”.

Bespectacled Graham Bovis was caught by shocked canteen staff with his trousers around his ankles furiously masturbating into the tray of beans.

They were to be warmed up for that day's shepherd's pie lunch at the Birmingham engineering firm, which cannot be named for legal reasons.

A member of the canteen staff screamed as 27- year- old Bovis coughed his filthy cock yoghurt into the pulse and tomato sauce treat.

Cops were called to the premises and unmarried Bovis was arrested and charged with a serious sexual offence.

But this was later amended to outraging public decency.

Defending himself in court, Bovis admitted the offence.

He told the bench that his mind had become “temporarily WE hate shopping…

But then we don't get dragged round the shops by saucy Wendy Jones.

The 22- year- old poppet gave boyfriend Peter a sexy flash of her peachy pumper during a spree in Glasgow.

Pete, 25, insisted: “I did get her permission to take this photo – I'm no upskirter.”

Would you like to see your sexy pic in Email readerpics@ sundaysport. co. uk – we'll reply straight back. TOSSER: Bovis was ` fed up' of being teased unhinged” by bullying from colleagues from outside his IT department and that led to him committing the shocking offence.

The court heard from the canteen staff member who had discovered Bovis masturbating into the beans.

The woman, who cannot be named, told the court that the sign of the tubby tugger's antics will “be with me forever”.

Adjourning sentencing for reports, the chair of the bench told Bovis that had anyone in the canteen eaten his spunk he would be “looking at an immediate custodial sentence” for his “disgusting crime”.

Bovis will be sentenced next month.