MICA’S BIG PUB QUIZ!
1 A SEAGULL stole what from a garden in Paignton, Devon, last weekend? a) A goldfish b) An ice cream c) A child d) A Chihuahua 2 WHERE is India’s Chandrayaan- 2 spacecraft headed? a) Pluto b) Mars c) The Moon d) The Sun 3 WHAT film became the highest- grossing film of all time last week? a) Avengers: Endgame b) Star Wars; The Force Awakens c) Avengers: Infinity War d) Fall of the Krays 4 BA stopped flights to which city over security fears? a) Hong Kong b) Moscow c) Cairo d) Manchester 5 WHO won a landslide victory to become the new leader of the Liberal Democrats? a) Lembit Opik b) Jo Swinson c) Jo Grimond d) Joe 90
6 WHICH Spice Girl did Holly Willoughby snog on a night out according to Mel B? a) Geri b) Sporty c) Emma Bunton ( right) d) Victoria
7 WHAT really does make a joke funnier, according to experts at University College London? a) Drink b Canned laughter c) A Scottish accent d) It NOT being told by bog- eyed Russell Howard
8 STUDENTS at which university had their data stolen in a hack last week? a) Oxford b) Cambridge c) Lancaster d) Neasden Polytechnic
9 WHAT had magician Dynamo only just learned to do? a) Ride a bike b) Cook c) Spell ‘ necessary’ d) Drive
10 WHAT was Theresa May ( left) given as a leaving present by her Cabinet colleagues? a) A watch b) A new hat c) A handbag and a necklace d) A Chinese burn
11 DEONISY Khlebnikov and Gatis Lagzdins were fined for eating what in public? a) Raw squirrel
b) Slavic cheeses c) Pickled onions d) Pussy
12 WHAT did telly chef Nadia Hussein ( right) add to fish pie, baffling viewers? a) Beef b) Apple c) Spaghetti hoops d) Coal
13 HOW did zany inventor Franky Zapata try – and fail – to cross the Channel last week? a) Ferry b) A Back to the Futurestyle hoverboard c) Eurostar d) Pedalo
14 WHICH Monty Python star has had heart surgery? a) Terry Jones b) Michael Palin c) Eric Idle d) Mrs N*** er- Baiter
15 WHAT did Lewis Hamilton ( left) blame for his thinning hair? a) His tight helmet b) G- forces in the car c) Hotel shampoo d) Masturbation