EAT ALL THE BABIES
Climate nut’s shocking call
A SUPPORTER of climate- change pest Greta Thunberg reckons we should eat BABIES to halve global warming.
The woman wore a shirt with the printed slogan: “Save The Planet. Eat The Children” at a public meeting hosted by leftie Yank politician Alexandria OcasioCortez.
The woman cited a Swedish professor who said we can eat dead babies, however even then it won’t happen “fast enough” because “we only have a few months left”.
The woman said to the Congresswoman: “We have to get rid of the babies. That’s a big problem, just stopping having babies. That’s not enough. We need to eat the babies! This is very serious, please give a response.”
Ocasio- Cortez told the nutter we have more than a few months but that we need to have a “positive” response to the crisis.
GLOBAL warming panic- merchants can now place the face of their poster pin- up girl Greta Thunberg on their PETS!
But before the vegan snowflakes start fainting into their quinoa milk, this is NOT some grisly genetic experiment from the mind of a mad scientist.
It’s actually a phone app that allows soft- headed millennials to use computer wizardly to superimpose a portrait of 16- year- old foot- stamper Greta on photos of their beloved pet.
The bizarre tribute app is the brainchild of Hungarian computer whizz Pavel Donetz who said he came up with the idea while sniffing glue.
He told Sunday Sport: “Suddenly, I saw Greta’s face looking at me from every animal and I thought ‘ Yes, that is it! Greta is the saviour of all humanity, and all the animals, too! She is our saviour!’
“I got home once my head had cleared and came up with the app.”
Users will be charged £ 1 to download the app and all proceeds will be used to save polar bears or something.
Meanwhile, young Greta continues her kids’ crusade against climate change by encouraging other youngsters to skive off school classes which have been generously provided thanks to the tax paid by their parents and others from the “evil polluting generation”.
The pigtailed zealot got all upset when she visited the United Nations recently because rude President Trump didn’t bow to her.