Woman who went mad in hotel hauled to nuthouse

30-STONE JENNY’S PROOF THAT MEAT IS BEST

NEWS that meat such as bangers and bacon WON’T kill you after all comes as no surprise to well- built Jenny Penrose.

For the 30- stone beauty has scoffed the equivalent of a three- month- old piglet every week for the past 10 years.

And the Wolverhampton lovely said: “It’s done me no harm! I’ve eaten bacon, sausages, gammon – the lot and the worst I’ve had is a bit of bloat.

“The trouble with these health alarmists is they’re all cross- dressing vegetarians and LibDems who hate anyone having a bit of fun.

“They like the smell of cooking bacon like everyone else but because they’re full of nuts and tofu, they deny themselves this pleasure and think everyone else should, too.

“When they said that sausages and bacon gives you the cancer, they were just lying – out and out lying.

“Look at me – 30 years- old and I’ve never stopped eating bacon and sausages. Now I’m going to eat even more!”

The news that bacon and sausages won’t cause cancer appalled health Nazis, who had one less stick to beat the public with.

An international team of researchers has branded the evidence linking the meats with serious health problems as so “weak” there is no need to cut down on the four portions people enjoy weekly on average.

Their guidance contradicts the World Cancer Research Fund, which tells people to avoid processed meat and limit consumption of all red meat.

The prodnose Department of Health and Social Care also recommends that anyone who eats more than 90g of red or processed meat per day should try to cut down to 70g or less. A WOMAN has been held in a nuthouse in Bali after she caused a scene by stripping naked at a hotel.

The woman, from Cairns in Australia’s Northern Territiory, 49, had become “depressed” after running out of money and taken off her clothes in a public area of the hotel in Ubud.

She was taken to a mental hospital and is expected to be returned to Australia after treatment

Local police chief I Made Watha said: “She caused no damage, but when we arrived at the scene she was naked.

“We covered up her body to avoid further disturbances. She was escorted to the Bangli Mental Hospital to be treated.” The incident comes weeks after calls for Bali’s courts to take a tougher approach with misbehaving Australian tourists on the holiday island. Ross Taylor, of the Australia- based Indonesia Institute, “Giving them an extended holiday in Bali – perhaps one to six months in prison – would perhaps enlighten some of these people.”