LAUREN’S BIG PUB QUIZ!

1

WHAT form of punishment did Scotland announce a ban on last week? a) Hanging b) Sobriety c) Smacking d) Keel- hauling

2

HOW did President Trump ( above) describe his impeachment inquiry last week? a) Bunkum b) Balderdash c) Bollocks d) Bullshit

3

WHAT sort of animal did German cops shoot when it caused mayhem on a motorway near Rostock? a) Zebra b) Giraffe c) Lion d) Rhino

4

WHICH Government building did climate change activists spray fake blood on last week? a) Foreign Office b) 10 Downing Street c) Treasury d) The Lewisham High Street public toilets

5

WHICH singer did a turn for Sharon Cook and Andrew Aitchison at their Las Vegas wedding? a) Tom Jones b) Rod Stewart c) The fat bloke off the Go Compare ads d) Bono

6

WHO launched legal action against the Mail on Sunday last week over the publishing a private letter? a) Meghan Markle b) Prince Charles c) Prince Naseem d) Megan Barton Hanson

7

THE Royal Shakespeare Company has ended a sponsorship deal with which firm? a) McDonald’s b) Texaco c) BP d) Blacks on Boys Ltd

8

WHO branded climate panic- monger Greta Thunberg ( below) a “poorly informed teen”? a) Donald Trump b) Jeremy Clarkson c) Vladimir Putin d) Jeremy Corbyn

9

HOW did Derby- based tattooist Kevin Paul describe singer Ed Sheeran’s inkings? a) Art b) Sublime c) Second- to- none d) Shit

10

WHICH famous pop star did the late Peter Sissons go to school with? a) Adele b) Stormzy c) Sir Paul McCartney d) Robbie Williams

11

THE remnants of which hurricane hit the UK last week? a) Lorenzo b) Loretta c) Lorraine d) Leonardo

12

WHICH country showed off pictures of its first submarine- based ballistic missile last week? a) Iran b) North Korea c) Argentina d) Wales

13

WHICH politician did Boris Johnson joke he’d “send into orbit”? a) Theresa May b) Philip Hammond c) Jeremy Corbyn d) John McDonnell

14

NEIGHBOURS are dismayed by which footballer’s £ 20m mansion which they describe as “looking like a Morrisons supermarket”? a) Peter Crouch b) Wayne Rooney c) Marcus Rashford d) Raheem Sterling

15

HELEN Mirren’s new TV show is about which famed female ruler? a) Catherine the Great b) Margaret Thatcher c) Queen Boudicea d) Queen Elizabeth I