Pals Sarah and Clair reveal their FIRST TIME

ONE- NIGHT STANDS CLAIR: I’ve never had one and I hope I never do. I prefer to get to know someone before I sleep with them. SARAH: I’ve had two. The main one was a drunken moment of madness and the other lasted so little time I’m not sure you could count it as a one- night stand. CLAIR: How did you feel the morning after then? SARAH: It was awful because I felt cheap. People can get the wrong impression when you sleep with them the first time you meet them. Alcohol has a lot to answer for.

FAVOURITE POSITION

SARAH: I like being on top because it means I’m in control. But I’m not a dominatrice or anything. What do you like?

CLAIR: I like the fella being on top. It feels a lot nicer.

SARAH: But then he’ll just be after satisfying himself and not care whether you’re happy or not.

CLAIR: That depends on the fella. If he’s like that then you always make sure you’re on top for obvious reasons. FIRST- TIME SEX CLAIR: I was so drunk I couldn’t remember any of it in the morning. I had to double check with my fella that we’d even had sex. Not the best start to my sex life. SARAH: I was 16 and it was a one- night stand. It was a horrible experience and one I’d much rather forget. It was awkward and uncomfortable and neither of us cared about the other so that didn’t help. I wish I’d waited for the right guy.

WORST SEX EVER SARAH: Nothing has come close to my first time. I still shudder when I think about it. CLAIR: Mine was when I was at a party and I ended up sleeping with a guy. It was crap because he lasted less than 10 seconds. SARAH: I’ve never been with someone who only lasted that long. CLAIR: He didn’t have a clue what he was doing. I thought he did or I wouldn’t have gone with him.

OH- NO MOMENT CLAIR: My brother walked in on me and my boyfriend in my bedroom at home, that was pretty embarrassing. SARAH: What did he do? CLAIR: He went scarlet, apologised for and legged it. We didn’t discuss it again. SARAH: Something far worse than that happened to me. I was having sex and there were low beams in the ceiling. We changed position and I thumped my head against one of the beams and knocked myself out for about 10 minutes. My boyfriend thought it was quite funny but at the time I was fuming. The sex was ruined and I had to sit there with a bag of frozen peas on my head. THREESOMES SARAH: I’ve never had one but I’m not exactly against them. I think I’d probably give it a go, given the opportunity. CLAIR: Would you prefer two girls or two guys? SARAH: It would have to be two girls, two guys would be far too overwhelming. CLAIR: It’s not my thing. Even if it was with two very fit blokes I’d say no. I prefer sex to be one on one, it’s more intimate. LESBO LOVING SARAH: Do you like snogging other girls? CLAIR: Yes, I’m always snogging my mates out on the town. It’s great. SARAH: How about taking it further? CLAIR: Oh no, that’s not my thing. I don’t find girls sexually attractive. SARAH: I like snogging my mates as well. Blokes love it when they see two girls snoggingin a club and you get loads of attention. But like you, girls just don’t do it for me sexually. And I love willies far too much.

BUM FUN CLAIR: Have you tried anal sex? SARAH: No, I know people who have though and most recommend it. CLAIR: Do you reckon you’ll ever try it? SARAH: Maybe. I can see the attraction. CLAIR: I completely agree. I can see it can be a real turn- on. WILLY SIZE SARAH: What’s the biggest willy you’ve had? CLAIR: I think it was about eight inches and it was a guy who I went out with for quite a while. He was OK. I don’t think that size matters a lot. SARAH: I once slept with a guy who had a nine- inch pole. It didn’t look like it belonged to him. I thought it needed to be kept in the garage when I saw it. CLAIR: What was the sex like?

SARAH: It wasn’t nice be cause his willy was too big. It was a tight squeeze and was uncomfortable.

OUTDOOR SEX

SARAH: I had sex on a tractor once with my boyfriend. The engine was running so there were some great vibrations.

CLAIR: I enjoy having sex outside as well. I had sex in an A- road lay- by once. There were thousands of cars driving past but that was part of the thrill.

SPIT OR SWALLOW? CLAIR: I swallow because I reckon it’s rude to spit it out everywhere. SARAH: I do that as well. I’d be too embarrassed to run to the toilet. Blokes would get offended if you did that as well. CLAIR: So, do you swallow every time? SARAH: Yes, it’s less messy.

BONDAGE SARAH: I’ve only tried handcuffs and blindfolds. If you use them in the right way. You can have a lot of fun. CLAIR: I’ve done no bondage yet but I’m longing to try it. I think I’ll be a handcuffs kind of girl.

FAKING IT

CLAIR: I fake orgasms now and again. If you’re tired and you can’t be bothered then you fake it just to get it over and done with.

SARAH: I fake them now and again as well, I think it’s only good manners. I like to call it sexual etiquette. If you don’t fake it and you don’t have an orgasm then guys can get a complex.

DRESSING UP

SARAH: Dressing up can be a big turn- on. I’ve tried loads of costumes – schoolgirl, secretary, French maid.

CLAIR: I’ve never tried dressing up but I’d like to give it a go sometime. I think blokes love it and it feels slutty, too.

NAUGHTY FANTASIES

CLAIR: My fantasy is having hot energetic sex with a hunk in the sea. If you managed to time the waves right you could get some good motion going.

SARAH: Mine would be me and Zac Efron somewhere very far away and exotic while wearing very little clothing.

SEX TOYS

SARAH: I’ve got three, a Rampant Rabbit, a pocket pleaser and one called a typhoon. They’re all great but they take a bit of getting used to. Nothing comes close to the Rabbit. The person who designed it should be given an OBE for services to women.

CLAIR: I’ve got one sex toy and that’s the pocket pleaser. It took me a while to figure out how to use it to get the most out of it. But now I’ve sussed it I can’t put it down.