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I’ve become a real sucker for my hubby’s soccer fella
Dear Dani,
I’VE been shagging my PA for the last month. She’s a 21- year- old, blonde with massive tits.
She’d told me she likes older men – so as I’m 41, I thought I’d try it on and invited her out for a drink.
We had a couple and just as I was about to order her a cab she whispered that she wanted to go back to the office and be shagged over my desk.
Once there, she stripped down to her bra and thong and started sucking me off. Just as I was about to climax she let me pull out and spunk on her face.
She loved it and scooped my jizz up and licked it all off her fingers. This turned me on and I was soon rock- hard again. So I led her to my desk and bent her over for a long, hard screwing. But now she wants me to get her a pay rise – what should I do?
HH, Essex
Dani says…
TELL her you can’t authorise any kind of pay rise until you’ve sampled the goods again.
Dear Dani,
LATELY I’ve goan urge to see women fondling each other.
I don’t care if they are full blown lesbians, or just bimbos having a laugh. I haven’t seen two girls making love, but when I imagine one girl sliding her tongue towards her pal’s love tunnel I get a hard- on.
I am thinking of asking my girlfriend to put on a show for me with one of her mates. Is it a good idea? JL, North London
Dani says…
ONLY if she suggests it, so probably no.
Dear Dani,
MY husband is in a pub football team and he plays every Sunday morning.
One of his best mates used to play but he suffered a nasty injury and had to give up at the start of the season.
Despite that, he always went to games to cheer on the lads and often stood next to me, cheering on the touchline. Fancied
Actually though, I’m not the biggest fan of football and I soon get tired of standing there every week, especially when it’s raining, so I decided to stay away.
A week later there was a knock at the front door, just about 10 minutes after my hubby had left for a match.
It was his mate, so naturally I
Dear Dani,
I HAVE an amazing girlfriend who loves giving head. She grabs my cock in her hands at every opportunity and lunges down on my manhood.
I love the way she squeezes my member between her tongue and the roof of her mouth, gently scraping her teeth along its full length.
She’ll suck as if she’s trying to vacuum my cock. Then she’ll release the suction and pump her mouth up and down on my tool.
I’ve been enjoying blowjobs at least three nights a week for the last few months – and it would be more if I’d let her.
There are times when she’d happily go down on me but I want some decent fanny action, to be honest.
I was telling a couple of my female friends recently about her talents and they started giggling.
They said that no girl actually likes to give blowjobs but that she was obviously doing it for my sake.
They also said I’d be down to once a week in no time if we ever got married. What do you think? HN, Norfolk
Dani says…
IF it hasn’t stopped yet, it won’t. invited him in and made him a cup of coffee.
We chatted for a bit, but then he surprised me by saying that he really fancied me!
I was shocked – but also rather flattered. And when he kissed me, my fanny throbbed.
We tickled tongues for a while and then went upstairs where we stripped off.
After some more kissing and fondling I found myself getting more aroused than I had been for ages, so much so that I kneeled and sucked his cock before he eased it inside my wet pussy.
We banged away until I’d had three orgasms.
Since then we’ve been at it every Sunday, but I can’t help feeling guilty. Am I really bad? AR, West Midlands
Dani says…
NO, your hubby should never have neglected you in the first place.