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I’LL GIVE HEROES A BIG HAND…JOB! Big-hearted Kat’s ‘amazing w*nk’ offer to front-line staff

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ALL of us have stood on our doorsteps each Thursday night, loudly and proudly applauding to show our appreciati­on for our NHS heroes.

It’s a small but welcome gesture of solidarity with the front- line staff who are battling to save us from the ravages of the killer coronaviru­s.

But porn star Kat Lee is going further – much, MUCH further. Because the hot grumble star and high- end hooker is offering a free “amazing wank” to all front- line NHS heroes. Kat, 32, from Manchester said: “I was laid up with a broken ankle just before the lockdown and now, like everyone else, I’m staying at home.

“The health service were amazing with me and now they are doing superhuman things with this virus.

“It’s only fair that I should do my bit to say thank you and the best thing I can offer is one of my amazing wanks.”

Kat added: “Naturally, I won’t be able to do anything until the lockdown is over and all risk of me spreading the virus is passed.

“But I’m serious about this – our heroic NHS staff are going above and beyond with this and we all need to show

APPLAUSE: Some of our medical staff our appreciati­on.”

Kat added that it’s not just NHS staff who can claim an amazing wank.

She said: “There are loads of people battling to keep the country going – from lorry drivers to shop workers to meals- on- wheels delivery drivers.

“I’d like to give anyone who has helped keep the country going one of my amazing wanks.

“And we can’t forget our Prime Minister Boris Johnson, either.

“Whatever your politics, he’s the man in charge and I imagine the strain of dealing with all this has made his condition worse.

“So when he’s out of hospital and back on his feet and fighting fit, he’s welcome to an amazing wank, too!”

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