I checked out fit babe at our supermarket
One rim job coming up… Lehrrr…
We are lucky having a garden…
There are lots of things people without gardens can do to stay fit…
I RECENTLY volunteered to go to the supermarket each week, as my missus says she hates queueing up to get in at the moment.
Each time, after loading my trolley, I’d go to the checkout and once or twice I saw the same assistant, who looked a bit familiar.
On the most recent trip I was ready to pay when the girl motioned me close and whispered: “Wait outside.”
I was intrigued as it was almost closing time, so I waited in the car park until she was finished.
I know it’s against all the rules but I offered her a lift home and once at her place, she opened her blouse, popping out her 36Ds, then grabbed my stiff manhood.
I was giving her one from behind when I noticed a school photo on the sideboard and then it clicked – she was my first shag, and I hadn’t even recognised her!
She says I’m her only true love and wants me to move in with her!
RF, Wilts
Ava says…
CHANGE supermarkets – if you want to stay married.
A COUPLE of months ago I caught my wife shagging our neighbour. He’s 50 and is a keen gardener and me and my wife are both 30. I heard them chatting in the garden and he said he would come round and “trim her bush”.
My wife found this funny, so I suspected that she fancied him. I told her I was going golfing but returned within an hour to check on them.
As soon as I got in I could hear her moaning from our bedroom. I went upstairs and watched as my neighbour f** ked her.
She had her legs over his shoulders and the bed’s headboard was banging against the wall as he slammed into her.
The trouble is I got turned on by watching her having sex without her knowing I was there.
I think she’s going to shag him again this Friday because she’s booked a day off and I’m going to watch again.
Do you think I’m weird?
Ava says…
NOT at all – lots of people get off on watching their partners have sex.
Some guy climbed a virtual Mount Everest by walking up and down his stairs - and another guy did a virtual marathon by running up and down his lounge
WOW! Those are great ideas! Now pound my minge…
FD, Derby