Mars Bars up arse champ branded a cheat for using the small multipack ones
FURIOUS: Mark and his wife Pat
THE world of competitive confectionary- up- arsing is in TURMOIL after the man who held the Mars bar- up- bum record had his title WITHDRAWN.
Mark Anderson had kept his record of squeezing 12 of the popular household treats up into his otherwise out- of- bounds bumhole since summer last year.
But now the all- powerful
International Anal Insertion Association has ripped the award back off the garden centre worker from West Derby, Liverpool.
The outfit’s officious rules and regulations committee says Mark, 41, broke all their bum- fudge guidelines as he failed to use standard- sized 51g Mars Bar to pack up his fundament.
And they’re insisting his use of the smaller, 39.4g bars from popular multipacks means his record claim is now void.
But Mark is furious that this was never pointed out to him at the time of his great effort and is demanding his title is reinstated.
He told Sunday Sport: “You have to wonder if anyone can contemplate the idea of getting 12 Mars Bars up your arse.
“I tell you what, it takes a lot of time and effort to get them all in there, snugly fitted, without any chocolate leakage.
“To suggest that I was somehow cheating when really I was just being thrifty by saving some cash on the multipack is devastating.
“It has literally added insult to injury, because having that amount of chocolate packed inside your arse takes some doing and doesn’t lend itself to comfort.”
Mark is now being comforted by his wife Pat, 37 – herself a recordholder for having fitted an impressive 14 Fry’s Turkish Delight up her front bottom.
She said: “Our Mark has done his level best to reach greatness and this is how those f** king snide c** ts treat him.
“I’m worried sick now they might try to take my own title off me, too.
“All that work for nothing.
“It’s enough to make a grown man cry and it wouldn’t surprise me if our Mark did – not just when he set his record, either.”