DONALD TRUMP WORLD DYES HIS PUBES !
HE MAY NOT COLOUR HIS HAIR ANY MORE BUT…
UNTIL the terrifying depths of President Trump’s eccentricity became apparent to the world, his hair appeared to be the most extraordinary thing about him.
A wispy bouffant crown the shade of a terracotta plant pot, it appeared to be made of a substance unknown to science.
And now the commander in chief’s crowning glory is centre stage again as Trump, 74, appeared to have ditched his normal orange barnet for a silver shade of WHITE.
Donald Trump’s new look was unveiled during a press conference in the White House Rose Garden on Tuesday.
However, insiders say the President continues to dye his PUBIC HAIR!
One staffer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, chuckled: “The President’s advisers said that with the country facing a grave crisis, it was a bit unbecoming for him to appear in public with dyed hair.
“At first the President flat- out denied dyeing his hair but such a lie was unsustainable. So he conceded and said he was going to stop. Hence the silvery locks.
“But he carried on colouring his pubes, laughing to himself that he’s ‘ got one over on those careerist Washington bastards’.”
Twitter users were quick to point out that Mr Trump’s hair colour had given way to a hue often seen on oldies.
After Tuesday’s press conference, one Twitter user said: “Is my TV screwed or did he finally stop dyeing his hair that awful orange?”
Another commenter said: “Trump appears to be missing his hair colour. His hair is now grey. Odd.”
And a third said: “It seems Trump has made the best decision of his presidency thus far... stopped dyeing his hair orange.”
Last night a White House spokesperson “absolutely” refused to discuss Trump’s pubis.