UNI CHIEF’S MISSUS SUCKED MY COCK!
A DRUNK Russian who can piss upwards with no hands took his unique skill onto Russia’s Got Talent – and WON!
Sergey Kuznetsov, 45, rose to fame after cruel scamps made of a recording of him wetting his trousers in a St Petersburg bus stop and posted it on social media.
The two- minute viral clip shows Sergey clearly paralytic on a bench with his pale todger peeking out of his tracksuit pants.
As his tormentors snigger, he impressively wees first up onto his belly and then through his trousers, creating a piss puddle at his feet.
But rather than making him a figure of ridicule, Russia’s Got Talent scouts saw an opportunity.
In his thrilling winning act – due to be broadcast from Moscow next Sunday – Sergey does his weeing act once more.
A production insider said: “He wasn’t as drunk as he was in the clip, but had downed enough vodka to manage a long piss.
A FORMER student claims Becki Falwell, the wife of disgraced uni head Jerry Falwell Jr., sucked him off and swallowed his SPUNK when he was an undergrad in 2008.
The graduate said the sexual encounter was initiated by Mrs Falwell and took place in a guest bedroom at the Falwells’ Virginia home.
“She was the aggressor,” said the man, who wished to remain anonymous.
He was 22 at the time and had been in a band with the Falwells’ oldest son, Trey.
The band, which included other members, practised regularly at
“Many people struggle to perform in front of a live audience, but for Sergey it was no problem, as he lives in a public toilet.
“When the puddle started spreading around him on stage, the audience went wild. He’d had the golden buzzer pressed in a previous round so he was a shoo- in to win.”
The source added: “We are now trying to get Simon Cowell to get him onto Britain’s Got Talent, but apparently TV viewers are a bit more squeamish in your country.”
Sunday Sport was last night awaiting a reply after asking for a comment from Cowell’s representatives.
He needs higher- waisted trousers an abandoned church on the Falwells’ property.
Leading up to the sexual encounter, Mrs Falwell, a thenemployee of Liberty University, allegedly flirted with him and made at least one prior advance in the same guest room.
“One night, we were up until one or two and we went back to Trey’s room. We had a decent amount of Jack Daniels,” the former student said.
He went into the guest room, which was adjacent to Trey’s, to go to sleep.
“I’m laying in the bed and I hear, like, giggling to the side of me on the floor. And, pardon my
French, but I was like, ‘ What the f** k is that?’ I look over and it’s Becki,” he said.
“Just, you know, in my room. I’m like, ‘ You can’t be in here. This can’t happen.’”
The student said Mrs Falwell left, but a few nights later after a late band practice, she came back again and went further, climbing into his bed and performing oral sex until he ejaculated his semen into her pretty MILF mouth.
Becki and Jerry Falwell, who this week resigned as president of Liberty University amid a separate sex scandal, denied the allegations.
WET AN ACT: Sergey has a slash after going on the lash
SEX SCANDAL: Becki and Jerry Falwell
RELIEF: Sergey grins as he soaks himself in warm piss