We were having sex in a hammock in the back garden while my dad was cutting the grass

wouldn’t give him head, so I did it and after when I went to kiss him I spat it back out at him and said, ‘ That’s why I don’t give head’. He never had a problem after that. JESS: Pineapple makes it taste better.

ALI: My ex- fella’s tasted like rotting asparagus.

JESS: The taste doesn’t bother me. I think it is a rejection of him if you spit.

ALI: Normally, I don’t mind the taste if he eats the right things. was having sex when I snapped by boyfriend’s banjo string. But he was that hammered he didn’t even notice. In the morning there was blood everywhere. It was like a scene from a murder. It was really embarrassing because his mum had to change the sheets and he blamed me because he would not own up.

JESS: There was another time when we were having sex in a shower cubicle when all of a sudden there was a loud cheer and

BONDAGE

ALI: I have been tied up. I like the idea of being ravaged.

JESS: I like rough sex – grabbing and biting. I like to be dominated and talked dirty to. When I am drunk and talking dirty, I used to put on this cheesy American accent. I didn’t mean to, it just came out.

ALI: One Christmas all the family were round at our house. Mine and my brother’s bedrooms are next to each other and the walls are really thin. I came home drunk one night and had sex with my boyfriend and started talking dirty to him. The next morning my brother couldn’t even look at me. Then two weeks later he came up to me and said that he had never heard anything as dirty in his life.