SNOWFLAKES BAN POLO MINTS FOR ‘BEING SCARY’
Snowflake activist wants mint with the hole BANNED as it ‘perpetuates police violence’
FOR years they have been the go- to confection for fans of cool, refreshing mintiness... and for secret alcoholics vainly trying to mask their booze- sodden breath.
But now the Polo mint – first manufactured by Rowntrees in 1948 – is under threat from the clammy hands of the so- called “woke” brigade.
Because snowflake prodnose Meadow Sugarsweet makes the preposterous claim that the famous mint with the hole
“perpetuates police violence” and “celebrates murder”.
Sugarsweet – who is, naturally, from London – describes herself as a “Black Lives Matter ally” and has joined several marches in the capital.
But now the 36- year- old “gender fluid” activist has found a “hole” new way to make a nuisance of herself.
She blathered: “When I see a mint with a circular hole in it, I – and many people I know – cannot help but think of all my
BAME brothers and sisters who have been shot by police around the world.
“More than once I have been triggered and have had to retreat to a safe space to compose myself and chant.
“The Polo mint, as it is today, is little more than an emblematic celebration of murder which perpetuates and justifies deadly police violence worldwide.
Raged
“I call for this mint with the hole to be banned and for its manufacturers to make a vast donation to the BLM movement.”
Last night Terry Furey, of the Common Sense Alliance, raged: “This woman’s got a bloody hole – between her ears where her brain should be!”
The latest call comes just days after the BBC announced that Rule Britannia! and Land of Hope and Glory would not be sung at the Last Night of the Proms – because some twats decided they were “racist”.