Wearing new Man Utd black & white strip could be a very bad idea!
MANCHESTER United have just released their new third kit for the upcoming season.
But a grieving widow has warned fans it could get them BUMMED TO DEATH by ZEBRAS!
The striped black and white jersey, designed by Adidas, was unveiled last week by former club winger David Beckham on Instagram.
“Love the new United shirt,” the 45- year- old wrote on Monday.
But the hype surrounding the strip has brought back horrific memories for Doreen Kearsley.
Five years ago she and hubby John were on a dream 12- day safari in Tanzania – which turned into a holiday from hell.
For John – wearing a Newcastle United top – was buggered lifeless by a randy zebra who had mistaken him for a lady zebra in heat.
Doreen, of Longbenton, North Tyneside, said: “It is irresponsible for a football team to produce a new black and white strip after what happened to my John.”
At an inquest into John’s death, Doreen told the hearing: “He saw the zebra and said ‘ Hoy, hinny, reckon that zebra thinks I look like a zebra bord?’
Drunk
“To be honest, he wasn’t making all that much sense as he’d drunk a lot of lager but I just imagined that he was referring his Newcastle top.
“He jumped out of the Land Rover pulled down to his trousers and yelled ‘ Hoy, zebra bastard. I’m a zebra bord.
“The daddy zebra looked up, must have mistaken him for a mummy zebra and ran towards John at quite a gallop. You should have seen the size of its cock. It was on bonk.
“John never had the slightest idea what hit him. What a way to go – bummed to death by a zebra.”