EXTINCTION RE BELLEND
GLOBAL WARMING ZEALOT STOLE ‘ WHEELCHAIRS FROM DISABLED ORPHANS
ALTHOUGH rather eclipsed in the virtue- signalling stakes by statue- toppling BLM headbangers, the Extinction Rebellion mob remain a national irritant.
Earlier this month the climate- panic zealots blocked the distribution of a host of national newspapers which they deemed to hold some “problematic” editorial views.
But the supression our democratic right to free speech is not the only way the Rebellion nuisances are making their presence felt.
For example, eco- warrior Barnaby Hollins, 29, has left a group of lame orphans high and dry after he stole their brand new WHEELCHAIRS and destroyed them in a protest against “air miles”.
The mummy- and- daddyless youngsters were thrilled when a mystery benefactor bought them new mobility aids to replace the old wheelchairs they’d been forced to use at St Jude’s Orphanage in Harpurhey, Manchester.
Activists
But the 15 Swedish- made appliances raised the ire of Cambridge- educated former public schoolboy Hollins and his cohorts – because they were specially flown in to Manchester Airport.
Under cover of darkness, Hollins and a group of mystery activists broke into St Jude’s, stole the wheelchairs and later smashed them to pieces with hammers, yelling “No to air freight!” A video of the destruction was posted online but it’s now been deleted lest it attracts adverse publicity for the climate- change cause.
But last night, Hollins was unrepentant.
He tromboned: “Wheelchairs for differently- abled children or caviar for fatcat plutocrats, if it travels by air it is killing the polar bears.
“The children sobbing for their carbon evil wheelchairs should be sobbing for the decimation of the planet.
“The time for action is now. I’m not going to sit back while Trump and the Tories are letting the world burn!”
Terry Furey of pressure group Climate Change Bollocks raged: “So now they’re having a go at the little crippled kiddies, are they?
“These unwashed wasters need a boot in the seat of their pants!”