Sunday Sport

First haircut in SIX months… and LOOK what the knob did!

- By SIMON DEAN

LIKE millions of Brits, Johnny Davies was counting down the days to April 12 when he could legally get his hair trimmed after lockdown.

The 59- year- old had even been forced to tie his unruly locks into a PONYTAIL after months of barbers being closed left his hair “longer than a bloody hippy.”

But when the big day dawned last month Johnny, of Wigan, Lancs, found stylists booked up for WEEKS.

But last Thursday, he managed to book a slot at an unlicensed salon in Ashton- in- Makerfield and settled into the chair for a trim.

But THIS was the result… a big COCK ’ N’ BALLS carved into his old barnet.

Johnny fumed: “I jumped up, said ‘ Ho! What is this?’ and then I suddenly realised who the barber was!”

Blinded by his desire to get his hair cut, Johnny hadn’t clocked the barber, who turned out to be a man who harboured a years- long grudge against him.

Johnny explained: “Twenty years ago, after a few beers, I’d knocked this fella out and shagged his wife.

“He just grinned at me and said, ‘ Got you, you bastard!’

“I put up my fists and was going to knock him out again but he waved his scissors in my face and snarled, ‘ Get out, you dirty little shit.’

Stuck

“So now I’m stuck with this cock ’ n’ balls on my head until I can find another barber to cut it out. The only thing is, they’re all booked up again as people are still queuing to get a haircut.

“I could be like this for weeks!”

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DICKHEAD: Johnny is still waiting to get penis removed
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