First haircut in SIX months… and LOOK what the knob did!
LIKE millions of Brits, Johnny Davies was counting down the days to April 12 when he could legally get his hair trimmed after lockdown.
The 59- year- old had even been forced to tie his unruly locks into a PONYTAIL after months of barbers being closed left his hair “longer than a bloody hippy.”
But when the big day dawned last month Johnny, of Wigan, Lancs, found stylists booked up for WEEKS.
But last Thursday, he managed to book a slot at an unlicensed salon in Ashton- in- Makerfield and settled into the chair for a trim.
But THIS was the result… a big COCK ’ N’ BALLS carved into his old barnet.
Johnny fumed: “I jumped up, said ‘ Ho! What is this?’ and then I suddenly realised who the barber was!”
Blinded by his desire to get his hair cut, Johnny hadn’t clocked the barber, who turned out to be a man who harboured a years- long grudge against him.
Johnny explained: “Twenty years ago, after a few beers, I’d knocked this fella out and shagged his wife.
“He just grinned at me and said, ‘ Got you, you bastard!’
“I put up my fists and was going to knock him out again but he waved his scissors in my face and snarled, ‘ Get out, you dirty little shit.’
Stuck
“So now I’m stuck with this cock ’ n’ balls on my head until I can find another barber to cut it out. The only thing is, they’re all booked up again as people are still queuing to get a haircut.
“I could be like this for weeks!”