CITY WON AND MY UTD BRO’S WIFE SUCKED ME OFF… WHAT A DOUBLE!
TIM Harper has managed to clinch a double his beloved Manchester City could only dream of…
By shagging his brother’s wife on the day they won the Premier League title!
The 42- year- old van driver, from Wigan, said the unlikely romp came about from a jokey bet the pair made early in the season.
Tim said: “City didn’t have the best of starts and after we drew with United in December my brother Matthew said, ‘ There’s no way you lot will win the title this year.’
“I told him we definitely would and he laughed, ‘ There’s more chance of you shagging my missus. In fact, if they do, you bloody well can!’
“His wife, Rachel, overheard and was furious at him for speaking about her like she was an object.
“She’s always been a bit bolshy and got into all that feminism stuff over lockdown.
“Matthew was obviously joking but Rachel was so furious that she decided to hold him to the bet.
“She said, ‘ Right, Tim, if City win the title, me and you are having sex.
That’ll teach him to treat me as his bloody property, the pig!
“‘ I’m an independent woman who can make her own decisions, not your chattel to give away as a gift.’
“Now I had an extra reason to hope for City to win. I’d always secretly fancied Rachel!
“She has a lovely top rack on her and last summer when she was sunbathing in the garden I got a huge boner looking at her in a bikini and I’m sure she noticed because she couldn’t stop staring at my crotch.
“So I went over after United lost to Leicester, confirming the title for us.
“Rachel was waiting in the living room in a sexy basque with stockings on and no knickers!
“She had a nice, hairy mound and her tits looked amazing, too.
“Matthew let me in and then made himself scarce while his wife got on her knees and started sucking me off.
“I licked her out and then bent her over the couch and took her from behind. She was screaming with pleasure, shouting how much bigger and better I was than my brother, before we both climaxed together.
“Matthew was surprisingly OK about the whole thing and even made us a cup of tea afterwards.
“We haven’t actually spoken about it since, but the way Rachel has been looking at me I have got a feeling there might be another bet on the way soon…”