I’VE HAD 67 COVID JABS AND I FEEL GREAT!
BET THIS FELLA WILL GIVE YOU THE NEEDLE TODAY, FOLKS . . .
A MAN who conned his way into getting a whopping 67 COVID jabs says he feels on top of the world.
But medics have warned other people not to copy
45- year- old Dingle Cotter who insists his huge vaccine overdose has “put a real spring” in his step.
DINGLE Cotter says he could dive into a swimming pool full of coronavirus and not pick up so much as a SNIFFLE.
For the freelance egg- grader, from Biddulph, Staffs, has had no fewer than 67 jabs and he’s in the market for MORE!
Volunteer youth worker Dingle, 46, yipped last night: “I feel great! While people all around me are dropping like flies, my body is pumped full of vaccine and as well as keeping me safe from the Chinese death virus, it’s put a real spring in my step.
“Pfizer, AstraZeneca, Moderna. I’ve had them all.
“It’s even given me greater muscle density. Last week at the youth club, I took off my trousers and invited the kids to feel the muscles on my thighs.
“A few cried but most agreed I had very firm thighs.”
Dingle claims that a subsequent complaint made to the authorities by concerned parents was “the work of anti- vaccine conspiracy theorists.”
Sceptics
He is cagey about how he managed to get 67 doses, when most people get two, but hinted at adopting the identities of vaccine sceptics and getting their unwanted doses.
He also mumbled something about the “Dark Web”.
Last night boffins warned against getting more than the prescribed dose of vaccine.