I THOUGHT I WAS AT HOME!
Says employee who w*nked in office on his first day back in work
MONDAY was a big day for Leonard Brown, his first day back in the office after just under 17 months of working from home because of COVID.
But the 56- year- old had been at his desk less than two hours when he whipped his cock out and started wanking himself off.
The admin worker, from Lowestoft, Suffolk, was dismissed from his job immediately and security guards were called to escort him from the premises.
But now dad- of- six Leonard is campaigning to get his job back and claims he was unfairly dismissed.
He said: “Every work day for the last 17 months I have whipped my strides down and had a quick hand shandy at 11am.
“It’s a hell of a shock to suddenly be back in the office, surrounded by people, and I guess I thought I was still at home.
‘ Every day for 17 months I’ve had an 11am hand shandy’
“I honestly did it without thinking. Cock out, Pornhub on and away we go.
“I soon realised my mistake when I heard the gasps.
“I admit it was wrong but I think I should have had some retraining before coming back into the office.
“That’s why I am suing for unfair dismissal.
“I want my job back, or at least some compo.
“Millions of people will be heading back to offices over the next few weeks and this will happen time and time again, I’m absolutely sure of it.
“Companies need to heed my warning and give training on how to come back to the office safely or there will be an epidemic of office wanking, I tell you!”
A source at the firm, which cannot be named for legal reasons, said: “Of course we sacked him. He wanked in front of everyone. You can’t do that.”