YOU FILTHY SWINE Pig-sex beasts ‘rescue’ oinkers from cull
VILE pig- sex fiends are “rescuing” pigs which are due to be culled as Britain’s bacon crisis worsens.
Warped bestialists, posing as animal welfare activists, are offering farmers market price for the oinkers to “save them from being turned into pet food”.
But the poor little pigs face a fate far worse than being shot, mashed up and made into dog chow or lorry fuel.
They face imprisonment in underground pig brothels and subjected to the lusts of perverts who get their kicks shagging swine.
Acting on a tipoff, Sunday Sport managed to infiltrate one Wigan- based pig sex ring headed by 59- year- old warehouseman Kurt Snaith.
Believing our man to be a fellow pig- bummer, Snaith leered: “The farmers are all gutted that their pigs are being culled and sent off to become dog food.
“If the pigs are not sold for human consumption, they only get a fraction of the market price. But we pose as well- meaning activists who say we are going to give the pigs a good time.
Lingerie
“Well, we certainly show them a good time!”
Snaith boasted that the pigs are dressed in lingerie and even daubed with make- up before being forced into sex acts with perverts.
He said: “We get all sorts. Businessmen, plumbers, bakers, even the odd judge. You’d be surprised how many people want sex with pigs.”
Snaith claimed that the hotly- denied rumours that
former PM David Cameron once had sex with a pig “was a huge boost for our community”.
Sickened by Snaith and his evil deeds, our man made his excuses and left.
A dossier of our pig- sex investigation is on its way to the authorities.