BIG Christmas

JANUARY

1

A CULT Disney streaming sitcom about two superbeings living in suburbia debuts on our TV screens. What’s it called? a) WandaVision b) WondaWorld c) WandaLust d) WandaRingStar

2

JOE Biden is elected the 46th President of the United States after a torrid election. What’s his middle name? a) Robert b) Robson c) Robin d) Robinette

3

TENNIS superstar Novak Djokovic wins his ninth Australian Open. What nationality is he? a) Croatian b) Serbian c) Hungarian d) American

FEBRUARY

4

AMERICAN football legend Tom Brady wins a record 7th Superbowl with which team? a) New England Patriots b) Dallas Cowboys c) Tampa Bay Buccaneers d) Miami Dolphins

5

IN a Sunday Sport exclusive, what is Prime Minister Boris Johnson forced to deny having sex with in his days at Eton? a) A sheep b) A rice pudding c) A tub of lard d) His politics tutor

6

THE world’s oldest bird gives birth to chicks at the age of 70. What sort of bird is it? a) Turkey b) Emu c) Albatross d) Bald eagle

MARCH

7

A MASSIVE container ship blocks the Suez Canal. What is it called? a) Ever More b) Ever Given c) Ever Ard d) Ever Ready

8

ACTRESS Rebel Wilson said she was injured on a bike ride in London by an encounter with what? a) A black cab b) A dog c) A police horse d) A flasher

9

PIERS Morgan walks off the set of Good Morning Britain after being picked on by his copresenters. Which national newspaper did he edit? a) The Sun b) The Guardian c) The Daily Mail d) The Mirror

APRIL

10

SIX clubs announce plans to join a breakaway European Super League. Which of these teams wasn’t included? a) Manchester City b) Chelsea c) Arsenal d) Norwich City

11

WHICH movie wins best film at BAFTAs? a) Nomadland b) Stillwater c) Greyhound d) American Pie: Girls’ Rules

MAY

12

LUCY Pinder ( above) stars in which Brit romcom set in Rhyl, released this month? a) Me, Myself and Di b) Me and You, Babe c) Me, You and Him d) Me, You, and Lots of Boobs

13

SPACEX first mission lands back on earth carrying four astronauts. Who owns SpaceX a) Mark Zuckerberg b) Jeff Bezos c) Elon Musk d) Oprah Winfrey

14

CHELSEA beats Man City in the Champions League Final. Who scored the only goal? a) Kai Havertz b) Mason Mount c) Jorginho d) N’Golo Kante

JUNE

15

NEW Zealand’s men’s cricket team wins the World Test Championship. By how many wickets do they beat India? a) Six b) Seven c) Eight d) Nine

16

MATT Hancock resigns as Health Secretary after tonguing one of his aides in his back office, breaking COVID rules. Who is the unlucky woman? a) Gina Coladangelo b) Gina di Campo c) Gina G d) The No10 tea lady

JULY

17

Italy beat England in the final of the Euros 2020 after a penalty shoot- out. How many penalties did England miss? a) One b) Two c) Three d) Dunno, lost count

AUGUST

18 SURANNE Jones stars in a crime drama set on board a nuclear submarine. With which actress does she share saucy lesbo scenes in it?

a) Rose Leslie

b) Ruby Rose

c) Vicky McClure d) Miriam Margoyles

19 32C Brummie babe Jade Rogers ( above) confesses in Sunday Sport this month that she is obsessed with what?

a) Bondage

b) Barbecues

c) Custard

d) Anal sex

20 POP pertlet Dua Lipa turns 26 this month. What is her real name?

a) Dua Lipa

b) Grace Lipowitz

c) Duana Howe

d) Millie Morris

SEPTEMBER

21 TASTY tennis totty Emma Raducanu makes history winning the US Open as a wild card. Where was she born?

a) Hungary

b) England

c) Ireland

d) Canada

22 WHAT did Dave Jackson discover under his desk when he returned to his office after more than a year of working from his home in Doncaster?

a) A nest of squirrels

b) An asylum seeker

c) Giant mouse

d) A Michael Buerk sex dwarf

OCTOBER

23 WHICH former child TV star hits 1m subscribers on OnlyFans this month?

a) Miley Cyrus

b) Britney Spears

c) Maitland Ward

d) Lindsay Lohan

24 ANGER has surrounded DC Comics’ decision to make Superman what?

a) An ecowarrior

b) Bisexual

c) An alcoholic

d) Scared of flying

25 TO the nearest minute, how long did William Shatner boldly go into space from take- off to landing back on Earth in October?

a) 10 minutes

b) 30 minutes

c) 60 minutes

d) 90 minutes

NOVEMBER

26 FORMER Liverpool great Steven Gerrard joins Aston Villa as manager. Which MLS side did Gerrard play for?

a) New York Red Bulls

b) LA Galaxy

c) DC United d) Chicago Fire

27 WHICH celebrity funds an evacuation flight for a bunch of young female Afghan footballers fleeing the Taliban after their takeover of the country?

a) Adele

b) Madonna

c) Kim Kardashian

d) Angelina Jolie

28 SHOWS with which comedian return this month to TV screens for the first time in nearly 20 years?

a) Stan Boardman

b) Benny Hill

c) Chubby Brown

d) Dave Allen

DECEMBER

29 WHAT wins the annual Turner Prize this month?

a) A stuffed giraffe

b) A giant COVID mask

c) A white dogpoo sculpture of Piers Morgan

d) An Irish pub

30 DUTCH F1 driver Max Verstappen was crowned world champ. His dad was a famous F1 driver too back in the day. What’s his name?

a) Joe Verstappen

b) Jody Verstappen

c) Jos Verstappen

d) Jimi Verstappen