DRUNK PERV KILLED BY METEOR AS HE BUMMED MY DONKEY
WHEN Angus McTavish heard a loud braying coming from his pet donkey, Rab, he knew something was up.
Grabbing a sturdy stick, he dashed from the back door of his home near Falkirk and turned on the lights to the paddock where he kept 10- year- old Rab.
And he was greeted by a scene of such depravity, it will haunt his waking nightmares forever…
Because hanging out the back of his beloved ass was local drunkard Tam McDonald.
Filthy
Angus said last night: “I shouted out, ‘ Oi! Tam! Get your filthy parts out of my donkey or you’ll feel the wrath of my stick!’
“He was shocked at being caught bumming my donkey but he was clearly past the point of no return. I clambered over the fence, thinking I’d teach the pervert a lesson with my stick…” news@ sundaysport. co. uk
However, justice came in a different form…
Angus recalled: “At that moment, the sky lit up and there was a ‘ whooshing’ sound.
“Something hit Tam and he went down like a sack of tatties.
“I thought that the Lord God Almighty Himself had struck him down and fell to my knees in prayer.”
As it turns out, the donkey- bumming pervert had been struck by a METEORITE, which lit up central Scotland with a fireball on Wednesday night.
Angus added: “I called for the police, and an ambulance, but it was clear that Tam was stone dead. His head had been vaporized. Well, that is what comes of bumming my donkey!”
If it’s confirmed, Tam – who had a string of convictions for bestiality – will become the first person confirmed killed by a falling space rock in the history of mankind.
The fireball blazed over the skies around 9pm on Wednesday.
Its movement caught the attention of people in Scotland and Northern England, who went online to share pics and videos.
UK Meteor Network said the celestial event was down to space debris.